LET US REMEMBER R THAT THESE LIL CHILDREN DON'T HAVE A REASON TO SMILE-
SO THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN
JUST THANK GOD THAT YOU ARE BLESSED AND GIVE GOD SOME THANKS
HELP SOME CHILD SOMEWHERE
DO UN TO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU- WHEN WE APPLYWORSHIP OF GOD DAILY IN OUR LIFE, WE WILL BE FULFILLED AND NOT EMPTY AND THE COMMUNITY,OUR LIFE AND WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN -WITH LOVE AND HARMONY 1. HOW YOU TREAT YOUR SPOUSE AND CHILDREN IS WORSHIP3. HOW WELL YOU DO YOUR DUTIES ON OUR JOB. IS WORSHIP. HOW YOU ALLOW YOUR SERVICE IN GIVING
DO UN TO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU- WHEN WE APPLYWORSHIP OF GOD DAILY IN OUR LIFE, WE WILL BE FULFILLED AND NOT EMPTY AND THE COMMUNITY,OUR LIFE AND WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN -WITH LOVE AND HARMONY 1. HOW YOU TREAT YOUR SPOUSE AND CHILDREN IS WORSHIP3. HOW WELL YOU DO YOUR DUTIES ON OUR JOB. IS WORSHIP. HOW YOU ALLOW YOUR SERVICE IN GIVING
A LITTLE HUMOR BE CAREFUL HOW YOU TREAT PEOPLE THE SKY CAP As an airport skycap checked through a customer at curbside, he accidentally knocked over the man's luggage. He quickly collected the fallen bags and apologized for the mishap. Unappeased, the traveler burst into an angry tirade, raging and swearing at the skycap for his clumsiness. Throughout the traveler's rant, the baggage handler simply apologized and smiled. The angry man continued to berate the skycap, until he finally headed off to catch his plane. Even then the baggage handler remained calm and passively smiled.
The next customer in line witnessed the incident and marveled at the skycap's professionalism and control. "I have never seen such restraint and humility," he said. "How do you keep your cool when somebody is attacking you so viciously?" "It's easy," the skycap answered. "He's going to Denver, but his bags are going to Detroit."
An Atheist
An Atheist was walking through the woods, admiring all the "accidents" that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw the grizzly was closing in. Somehow, he ran faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run faster. He tripped and fell to the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but the bear was right over him, reaching for him with its left paw and raising its right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried,
"Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a bright light shined upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others that I don't exist and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The Atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?" "Very well" said the voice. The light went out. The river ran. The sounds of the forest resumed.... and then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed its head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I'm about to receive------.
be like the bear thank God for your food-Because some children in the world will go to bed hungry!!!!
In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.
Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. Told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.
They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.
Immigration and Naturalization is checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"
"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
_=======================================_____________________________________________________________________ THE SCIENTIST
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man." Well, that's interesting. Show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil. Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, (I love this) "Get your own dirt.
NOAH IN 2006 HUMOR In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"
"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.
Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. Told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.
They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.
Immigration and Naturalization is checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work. The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"
"No," said the Lord. "The government beat me to it."
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LET US REMEMBER
HELP SOME CHILD SOMEWHERE
DO UN TO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU- WHEN WE APPLYWORSHIP OF GOD DAILY IN OUR LIFE, WE WILL BE FULFILLED AND NOT EMPTY AND THE COMMUNITY,OUR LIFE AND WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN -WITH LOVE AND HARMONY 1. HOW YOU TREAT YOUR SPOUSE AND CHILDREN IS WORSHIP3. HOW WELL YOU DO YOUR DUTIES ON OUR JOB. IS WORSHIP. HOW YOU ALLOW YOUR SERVICE IN GIVING
A LITTLE HUMOR